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Man the Battlestations!
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posted 12/8/2008, 28d 2h 39m ago
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I received the following GTalk conversation on the train from Deltree today, some time after an F18 fighter jet crashed into a neighborhood in San Diego:
Stuart: Welcome to Chicago's Blue Line Train!
Stuart: Please keep arms inside the windows at all times!
Stuart: Do not taunt the hobos as they may be feral!
Stuart: If you detect a foul odor, please move to the opposite side of the aluminum can!
Stuart: There's no eating or drinking allowed on the train, unless of course you're a hobo spitting sunseeds all over the place!
Stuart: Should the cabin catch fire, please remove your leggings to run faster through the flames.
Stuart: Due to recent events, anti-aircraft guns have been installed on the forward and rear passengar compartments.
Stuart: Please man your battlestation should the need arise.
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<Lemmings>
Ner'zhul (US)
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Snuggle!
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posted 12/8/2008, 28d 9h 56m ago
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Being the bachelor that I am, I may or may not have tricked someone into doing my overdue laundry over the weekend.
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I SMELL LIKE SNUGGLE! :D
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<Lemmings>
Ner'zhul (US)
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Shaving Berries
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posted 12/4/2008, 32d 12h 9m ago
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As a result of another late night and lack of sleep, I tried to shave my face with a BlackBerry this morning. It was ringing the whole time too, because the alarm had gone off and I was too zoned out to notice.
I finally figured out what was going on when I still had a bunch of stubble left on my face and the camera flash went off in my eye. At first, I was paranoid that the government had installed surveillance equipment in my electric razor, but then I realized that I had picked up the wrong thing.
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<Lemmings>
Ner'zhul (US)
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Deltree's Taunting Me
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posted 12/4/2008, 32d 12h 20m ago
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Deltree's taunting me. And he's after my Light Cube. =/
Stuart: focus myfocus = focus new focus();
Stuart: i r teh sharp engineer
Stuart: i take ur job
Stuart: first i get the job
Stuart: then i get the money
Stuart: then i get the women
Stuart: and a cube
Sent at 8:34 AM on Thursday
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<Lemmings>
Ner'zhul (US)
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Halloween
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posted 10/31/2008, 66d 13h 1m ago
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It's Halloween. People aren't really dressing up here, so it didn't really hit me that it was Halloween until I entered the men's bathroom and saw a very large man applying makeup for his Geisha costume.
He has the kimono, the makeup, the hair, and everything.
I ran out of there screaming, so now I'm back at my desk hiding and still really have to pee.
Send help.
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